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Size guide

Two things to get right, and both take about ten seconds.

1Which chip is on your card?

Shown at actual size. Hold your card up to the screen and match the metal chip itself, not the printed square around it.

Large chip Square or rounded 4 or more rows on chip
Small chip Rectangle shape 3 rows on chip
No chip Nothing to cut around gift and transit cards
On a laptop? Check your screen scale

Lay your card on the outline. The edges should line up.

A bank card is 85.6 × 54 mm. If yours does not line up, set browser zoom to 100%.

2How much of the card gets covered?

Blue is your card showing through. Pick based on where your card number and name are printed.

Full cover The whole front
Window cover Cut-out over your details
Half cover Top half only

Where are your card number and name? On the back, pick Full cover. On the front, pick Window or Half.

your card your design chip, always exposed

Every style is cut around the chip, so your card taps, inserts and swipes exactly as it does now. Fits standard debit, credit and transit cards.

Funny card skins are the cheapest way to get a laugh at the checkout counter. CUCU's humor collection features meme-inspired designs, self-aware financial commentary, and original comedic artwork — all printed on the same ultra-thin, NFC-safe vinyl as our full catalog. Fits any Visa, Mastercard, Amex, or debit card. Perfect as a gift: affordable, universally fitting, and guaranteed to be noticed. Learn more about funny card skins.

Every card starts out the same: plastic, plain, forgettable. This is where that ends. Pick a design, peel it, stick it on, and the most boring thing in your wallet turns into the thing people ask about at the register.

✓Fits any bank, transit, or gift card
✓Chip stays exposed, so it still taps
✓Peels off clean with no residue
✓Designed and made in Canada since 2017
Questions worth asking
Will my card still tap?
Yes. It is thinner than a sticker, so tap, chip, and swipe all read straight through.
Does it come off cleanly?
Every time. Low-tack adhesive holds for years, then peels away without residue when you want a new look.
Will it fit my card?
It fits standard bank, debit, credit, transit, and gift cards. Match your chip size on the product page and the cutout lines up exactly.